My Kickstarter Vid is up!
You can see the dramatic recreation of my script and win lots of prizes, and get advance SD4
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/241290223/suspect-device-4 here’s the original script
ORIGINAL SCRIPT written Feb 2014 Josh Bayer
>:Four cartoonists hanging out listlessly.
They don’t know what to draw.
Frustrated Cartoonist1 :I don’t know what to draw, you guys.
Frustrated Cartoonist2. Me either i want to make comics but how?
Frustrated Cartoonist3. i cry about this. Often and deeply.
Frustrated Cartoonists: Josh help us
JOSH ENTERS ROOM LIKE A WELCOME APPARITION OF HOPE dRESSED IN FLOWING WHITE ROBES
Josh: Hey gang.whats going on?
Frustrated Cartoonist1: well you’re a respected member of the cartooning community,
Josh: What gave you that idea?
Frustrated Cartoonist1 Its obvious, look at all you’ve accomplished! all the people you’ve helped.
Josh-well that is true.
Frustrated Cartoonist1 …and we’re too stupid to think of any ideas for a comic on our own, can you help us?
Frustrated Cartoonist2, yeah I’m an idiot and i hate myself for not being able to think of comics ideas.
Frustrated Cartoonist3 -can you give us some ideas for comics that we can do so we can be respected and lead productive lives of artists and be invited to be in great anthologies.
Frustrated Cartoonist 4-Yeah i want all the great bloggers to see how sincere i am, and how hard and start to give me exposure in their blogs
Frustrated Cartoonist1 yeah i want to be on fantagraphics or one of the smaller indie imprints
JOSH PUTS LEG ON CHAIR AND LEANS FORWARD WITH CASUAL DYNAMISM
JoshThats not goijng to happen probably But still
These are all great questions, you guys. Look there are ideas all over the place. why don’t you just rip the ideas out of the air around you, look here, you could just tear oiut a comic frame, or maybe a random image from the encyclopedia and start drawing a comic based on them,
Frustrated Cartoonist1 I don’t GET IT.
Frustrated Cartoonist2 yeah me either/
JOSH:OH BOY, you guys!! I guess i have to show you my diagram again.
JOSH Pulls down a MASSIVE WHITE poster from Ceiling. its shows different diagrams OF CARTOON HUMAN HYBRIDS based on Human Centipede.and NANCY/ GARFIELD,(note next to it is marked Suspect Device 1, 2)) ANNIE/ POPEYE (marked Suspect Device 3))AND ALLEY OOP/ PHANTOM(marked Suspect Device 4)
Frustrated Cartoonist1 OHH, I see, we are the center centipede! JOSH Yeah Dawg, now you’re getting it! whooo hoo hoo
Josh Dances a celebratory jig so skillfully that the four Frustrated cartoonists can only look on in admiration, nodding appreciatively,forgetting their own personal problems and relaxing for the moment.
Frustrated Cartoonist1 wow! this is fun!
Frustrated Cartoonis2 Yeah, I’m doing it! Im getting so many ideas from these comics!
Frustrated Cartoonist4 I’m turning into a genius!
JOSH well thats how it happens you guys
JOSH Look Now everyone has drawn comics for Susspect Device! i have a huge inventory of art!
Time tom collect the art and print them out!
Frustrated Cartoonist1 JOSH BAYER HAS SAVED COMICS!
JOSH:I SURE have you guys, but my work here isn’t done,
Frustrated Cartoonist in UNISON: what do you mean?
JOSH: Drawing comics is only part of thhe process, now I have to ask people for money!
Frustrated Cartoonist1 Really? hows that work?
(Go into details of Spiel)